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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast.
Combined monthly income: $14. Combined listeners: your nan, twice, by accident.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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