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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Kids grow up so fast.
Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and you age a decade.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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