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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Things will look better in the morning.
No. They'll just be better lit.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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