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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "built different".
You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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