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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
When life gives you lemons,
it sends the invoice later. With interest.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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