ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Inside every older person is a younger person.
The younger person is furious about the knees.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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