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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call yourself "a bit of a foodie".
You've ordered the same chicken 64 times this year. The driver knows your dog's name.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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