ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wisdom comes with age.
So does standing on the landing with no idea why you came upstairs, or exist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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