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SATURDAY, 18 APRIL 2026
Life is short.
A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post office queue.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
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