ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "grew out of" your old friends.
They grew out of waiting for you to reply.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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