ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The weekend is two days long.
Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're paid for one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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