ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought.
It renews automatically. So does the guilt.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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