ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Love is patient.
Your partner is not, and has started a note on their phone called "Evidence".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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