ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your fitness journey started on the second of January.
It ended on the fourth. The trainers still have the tags on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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