ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your favourite music is now called "a classic".
So are you. It means old.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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