ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
“I'm here for the right reasons.”
The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a fake tan.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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