ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "booked and busy".
Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching a show you've already seen four times.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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