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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
THURSDAY, 12 JULY 1956
True love is choosing the same person every day.
They're choosing, daily, whether to mention your chewing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
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