ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch.
Quiet budgeting is going anyway, checking your balance in the car and moving retirement to 79.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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