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Beach body ready?
The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't waiting for you.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
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- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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