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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "manifesting abundance".
The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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