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You're not getting older.
You're getting closer. That's worse.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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