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Every parent has a favourite child.
It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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