ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Love yourself first.
Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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