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- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
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