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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees are getting different memos now, mostly from a specialist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
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- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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