ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every birthday is a gift.
The gift is one fewer birthday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- The documentary is unfiltered. It took seven people to remove the filter.
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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