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— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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