ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline.
It has the growth rate of a fern in a windowless bathroom, and about the same future.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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