ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy.
It is also a receipt.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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