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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad.
The news is still bad. Your eyes are warmer. So is your overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- The sun will eventually swallow the Earth. Until then, the bins still go out…
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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