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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You received 40 fundraising texts today.
Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- The sun will eventually swallow the Earth. Until then, the bins still go out…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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