ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Listen to your body.
It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been asking for eleven years.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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