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SATURDAY, 9 AUGUST 1958
Love is patient.
Your partner is not, and has started a note on their phone called "Evidence".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
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