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You call yourself "a bit of a foodie".
You've ordered the same chicken 64 times this year. The driver knows your dog's name.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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