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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "that's so me" about a horoscope.
It also described 600 million other people and a goldfish.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- A source close to the star confirmed the story. The source is the star.…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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