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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees are getting different memos now, mostly from a specialist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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