ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The council listened to your feedback.
Then it did the thing anyway, but with listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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