ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "booked and busy".
Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching a show you've already seen four times.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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