ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every parent has a favourite child.
It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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