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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You are a valued member of the team.
So was the last person in your chair. Nobody knows where she went.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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