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You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”.
Episode 31 has nine listeners and a sponsor that sells protein water. Neither of you is laughing.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
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