ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad.
The news is still bad. Your eyes are warmer. So is your overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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