ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your soft launch was a hand in a photo.
The hard launch never came. The hand has since soft-launched someone else.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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