ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You got the ick because they ran for a bus.
You've been single three years and you run for nothing. Including opportunities.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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