ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your job title will outlive you.
It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a better salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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