ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Rise and grind.
Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a boat.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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