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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The pothole is on the list.
The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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