ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The in-office lunch is optional.
The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is writing down who didn't come. Then who did, but looked replaceable.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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