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You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to something.
They haven't. They've committed to watching your stories within four seconds and replying to nothing.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- The documentary is unfiltered. It took seven people to remove the filter.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
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